28th
I hate you super cute yellow house! I hate that you cast your spell on me and made me offer WAY too much for you! I hate that despite my ridiculously high offer on you, I was still outbid! I hate that Daryn and I nearly got a divorce over you! I hate that you made me make an offer on a hot pink house after I lost you! I hate that I adored your new owners! I hate that your new owners spent a lot more money to remodel you into my *true* dream house! I hate that every Christmas since I lost you, I’ve dreamt of Christmas morning in you! I hate that you inspired me to spend way too much on remodeling my current house to look just like you! But most of all, super cute yellow house, I hate that ever since I saw you listed back on the market, I really really really want to buy you!