I hate you super cute yellow house! I hate that you cast your spell on me and made me offer WAY too much for you! I hate that despite my ridiculously high offer on you, I was still outbid! I hate that Daryn and I nearly got a divorce over you! I hate that you made me make an offer on a hot pink house after I lost you! I hate that I adored your new owners! I hate that your new owners spent a lot more money to remodel you into my *true* dream house! I hate that every Christmas since I lost you, I’ve dreamt of Christmas morning in you! I hate that you inspired me to spend way too much on remodeling my current house to look just like you! But most of all, super cute yellow house, I hate that ever since I saw you listed back on the market, I really really really want to buy you!
I’ve been bidding on various CADO wall units over the past month and I’m now convinced that it’s entirely impossible to win an ebay auction. It’s so frustrating, I really want one for Daryn’s office.
I had kicked off my shoes as soon as I got to work this morning and I was walking around the office in my socks all day today. When I tried to put my shoes back on at the end of the day, they no longer fit. I lifted up my pant legs and pulled down my socks and to my horror discovered that my ankles had doubled in size!
